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Happy sexting! My clothes are coming off the second you get home. I love thinking about you spanking me and pulling my hair.

Blow their minds and their pants off with some sweet obscure and dirty jokes about their favorite movie. Well then, how about borrowing some language from their favorite fandom? Of the sea Adjust your level of explicitness.

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Sext Type 2: Requests I want you. Ever been mid-sext, things are getting hot and heavy, and your mind goes blank?

Sometimes being less explicit can actually be more of a tease. I want you to make you come. Yeah, unleash the beast.

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