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35 sexy texts to send during the holidays that'll turn your partner on from afar

It couldn't hurt to ask. Who cares if you're on the naughty or nice list, as long as you're on seyx to-do list? I just can't figure out where I should hang my wreath.

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I'd love to spin your dreidel. I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree. They'll know what you mean.

Let's be naughty together and save Santa the trip. A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, "All I need now is you.

Here's a picture of me so you can show Santa exactly what you want for Christmas. Just telling it like it is. Whether you're interested in finding a virtual jingle babe to send these to or have a S. Make sure they're on it, of course.

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They won't see this one coming. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or Chritsmas says the best toys run on batteries. You make me scream, 'O Holy Night. Are you Jewish?

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